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caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

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drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

FOR FUCKING REAL

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4 hours ago
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bnycolew:

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

Lol

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4 hours ago
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earthandanimals:

Portrait of Cal Ripfin - Guadalupe’s most famous Great White Shark by George Probst

earthandanimals:

Portrait of Cal Ripfin - Guadalupe’s most famous Great White Shark by George Probst

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16 hours ago
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I inventoried SIX stores and worked over twelve hours today starting at 7 am and continuing until about 1:30 am tonight. I didn’t work consecutively; I had time between morning and night shifts but goddamn this job is insane on scheduling people.
And I had to drive to stupid Oneida too.
Tomorrow I drive to North Carolina to inventory a Target… That’s gonna be a long ass night.

I can’t wait until August 8th.

1 day ago
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onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.


Fuck people

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Fuck people

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via meowimakat)

4 hours ago
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I left my house at 6:20 this evening for work and I just returned home at 4:45am. All this traveling for my job is getting so old and I am happy it’s almost over.
We drove to NC tonight. And I got snippy with the supervisor running the store but I recovered and all my coworkers were hella impressed.

4 hours ago
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I can’t sleeeeep ugh

1 day ago
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This makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY.

This makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY.

1 day ago
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